While New Zealand families struggle in poverty, the government throws a one million dollar holiday for a couple of royal scroungers. It's good for tourism you know....THOSE TWO well-know state beneficiaries Willie and Kate Windsor have left old Blighty to holiday in New Zealand, courtesy of the New Zealand taxpayer.
The two young bludgers - baby in tow -are visiting New Zealand at a time when their lavish spending is causing a bit of a stink back home It has been revealed that they have screwed the good people of Britain for another million pounds on top of the million pounds they have already spent on refurbishing their five bedroom Kensington home.
Katie decided to redecorate because she was 'unhappy with the colour scheme'.
Katie is largely unacquainted with working for living. The only proper job she’s ever had was working part-time in a London clothes shop. But she gave it up four years ago, saying she needed 'some time to herself'.
Our media, of course, are asking all the important questions - like, what is Katie wearing today? And what does baby George have for breakfast? Has he booked a place at Eton yet?
Here is 'The Queen is Dead' from The Smiths.