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THE JIM AND CARLY SHOW - AN EXCLUSIVE EXTRACT!

Here's an exclusive transcript extract from the pilot Jim and Carly Show, coming soon to TV3..

CARLY: DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR? OH, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE CITY?
JIM: NEW YORK. I'VE BEEN THERE.
CARLY: WELL, THERE'S A LOT HAPPENING THERE -IN NEW YORK. ITS A BIG CITY WITH A LOT HAPPENING.
JIM: WELL, YOU KNOW, I LIKE TO ABSORB THINGS..
CARLY: YOU LIKE TO LEARN WHILE YOUR WHERE YOU ARE..IN NEW YORK.
JIM THAT'S RIGHT. LEARN.
CARLY: LEARNING'S A GOOD THING. IT'S IMPORTANT TO LEARN.
JIM: YES, IT IS CARLY.
CARLY: LEARNING. (makes bedroom eyes at the camera)
JIM: BUT WHAT ABOUT IRAQ?
CARLY: I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE A NICE PLACE TO VISIT, REALLY. DO THEY HAVE ANY GOOD HAIRDRESSERS? OR FASHION STORES? ANY WOMEN'S MAGAZINES THAT'LL PUT ME ON THE COVER?
JIM: THAT'S INTERESTING.
CARLY: WHAT IS?
JIM: WHAT YOU SAID.
CARLY: OKAY.
JIM: OKAY.
CARLY: ITS RELEVANT INFORMATION THAT YOU CAN USE.
JIM: WE'RE THAT KIND OF SHOW.
CARLY: I'M KELLY RIPA!
JIM: AND I'M PAUL HENRY - I'VE BEEN RIPPING OFF HIS STYLE FOR MONTHS.
CARLY: AND HIS POLITICS!
JIM: NAH, I WAS ALWAYS A RIGHT WING PRICK. (laughs)

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